10 Things the Internet Has Killed or Ruined (and 5 Things It Hasn't)

Article Link:
http://www.pcworld.com/article/194081/things_the_internet_ruined.html

First Line:
For some people, the Internet is the killer app--literally
Last Line of the Article:
Only Chuck Norris is powerful enough to kill Chuck Norris, and even then he'd automatically replicate.